SCANDALS

A leading steward in his forties shared his early encounter with a senior stewardess who asked him to her room.? ?We need to go through your check report,? she said.? As a greenhorn in those days, it was a matter of following instructions.? Imagine his surprise when the door opened up to reveal a scantily clad colleague who wanted more than just clever conversation.

MILE HIGH CLUBBERS

An indecent proposal from a gorgeous stewardess he simply could not refuse.? The lure of a stealthy romp in the crew bunk with this sexy nymph blocked out whatever concerns he had. Some thirty minutes later, the Mile High Club welcomed its newest VIP member with open arms.

Or rather, legs.

VIP?? Certainly.? How many individuals will have the privilege to tango horizontally with a babe onboard?

CELEBS

As for Mr. Leading Man, I was 24 when he first flirted overtly with me over an iced latte.? His eyes trailed the dunes of my body and rested on the valley where he relished the sights.? All this while, his index finger did a finger-walk on my forearm.? I was like, HELLO? I just exchanged friendly banter with your girlfriend and now you?re doing the Yellow Pages on my arm while sharing how you bonked my colleague in midair?!

INVISIBLE PANTY LINE

?What?!? The few of us girls chorused in half shock and disbelief as our eyes instinctively strayed to her body in search for telltale signs of VPL (visible panty line). ?Don?t you feel naked? Exposed? Cold??

?Panties are a complete waste of time here. They always end up in my crack anyway.? She made a face and pushed her inadequate boobs up. ?Ha, but these babies are different. They need all the help they can get!?

HOTEL HORRORS

The particular floor has its fair share of disgruntled guests who complained of disturbing sightings of what is known as the Japanese Housekeeper? the sudden cold brush of air across the face woke a sleeping stewardess.? Her eyes opened to a faint silver-haired silhouette across the room silently bent over her duties.? In fear, she shut her eyes tightly and willed the Japanese auntie to go clean another room.? It seemed like hours before she opened her eyes again, only to see her seated at the corner of the dimly lit room.

CAREER EXIT PLANS

?That girl?s so lucky to kena the right combination.? Rich man, jealous wife, stupid enough to deliver a slap to her face instead of the husband.?? My girlfriend Y commented wistfully when I probed her for juicy details.? ?I want to select my paxs for PR (small talk) very carefully next time.?

?Why?? Afraid of being the next victim?? I teased.

?No man,? she continued. ?I want to be slapped! Then I can sue her panties off and quit flying!? Ha ha ha!?

SISTAS

The girls listened intently, ears pricked as the grand master of erotica, as he so proclaimed himself to be, gave us a lesson on stimulating the senses?

Exasperated, the man pouted his lips in disapproval and asked the group, ?Hey, do you girls understand or not??? With his arms held akimbo, he looked around the galley, chanced upon the fruit basket and fished out a Del Monte.? ?Ok, that was theory. Now for the practical!?

LOVE IS IN THE AIR

After the umpteenth passenger, the perfunctory greetings and checking of passes became mundane, to say the least.? Then He came along.? A lock of eyes and a most beautiful smile was all it took to take my facial muscles to a major stretch, only this time, the reason to smile was personal? My hand instinctively went to tame stray hairs on my French twist while licking my lips to make them glisten.? Darn it, why didn?t I slap on the gloss before landing?